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Wednesday, July 6, 2011
If I could become invisible whenever I wanted to!
If I could become invisible whenever I wanted to I would go into the den and study my head of (NOOO!!! That was just to please my mom I would sneak into Mom's room and put whip cream on her hand (NOTE: that my mom HATES whip cream and if you are her friend YOU KNOW THAT!!!) then take a feather (Which she HATES even more) and tickle her nose (your probably all adults so you know what would happen but I'm going to tell anyway. Why you ask? Because it's HILAIRIOUS!!! Okay, so what would happen is that the reflex is itch what's itching you right? In this case the feather is itching you so the whip cream on her hand would stay on the hand all the way to the face and then WHAM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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If I Were Invisible For a Day
ReplyDeleteBy: Micah's Mom
If I awoke one day with the power to become magically invisible I would spend the entire day plotting ways to embarrass my child. I would start by sneaking around behind him everywhere he went with a whoopee cushion, which I would fire off anytime a cute girl happened to walk by. I would also visit his school and hang up poster sized baby pictures -- focusing especially on the ones of his cute little naked booty in the bathtub or cuddling with all his cuddly stuffed animals as a little baby. I would also sneak into his room and rearrange everything just to mess with him, but to top the day off I would wait until he fell asleep steal all of his clothes and dye them pink. I think it would be a day well spent, and it is how I will spend my day (minus the invisible part) if my child EVER thinks about putting whipped cream on my hand and tickling me with a disgusting feather while I sleep.
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